What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”